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Well, my fantasy football team got their first win this past weekend, 85.4 to 55.75 versus the Alabama Black Snakes. My score total ranked 4th out of 10 teams, which is not good given that half the league is run by auto-drafting zombie owners. The team I played freaking started Steve Smith for pete’s sake. Here’s a breakdown:

Owners With a Pulse

1. NY or Bust (point leader, great draft)
2. Timmy Smash!!! (LT, Bush, Eli & TO)
3. Tinkle Fairies (well-rounded)
4. me
5. Fear the Turtle (good/great bench)
6. Dan Turner is my shorter uglier brother (underperforming)

League Detritus

1. GoSkins (too busy consulting)
2. Abramoff’s Revenge (mediocrity personified)
3. Hogan! (started T.J. Whosyourmama)
4. Alabama Black Snakes (started Steve Smith, derrr)